"You won't find me workin' for no courts. Not even if they would let me use a sword." Because that did sound pretty awesome.

"Mostly I spend Seamus's money. He's the one with the ambition. But I will work for the extra cash, when I need it. Or if the job's fun enough. Which is how I wind up chaperonin' bachelor parties to Mexico." For example. "But I don't need much... never did. Long as there's enough money to buy drugs, and the occasional jaunt to the whorehouse, everything else is extra."