"Totally not lame," he confirmed... then lifted an eyebrow at the package while she started to elaborate about it. She'd bought him something plaid... for selfish reasons. As he started to unwrap the package, his best guess was underwear. The truth turned out to be a lot less salacious.

"It's a shirt." He picked it up by the shoulders, shook it and looked at it from both sides. "Nice. Feels soft. I like the color."

He put it down again to shrug off the hoodie, then set about trying the shirt on.